Monday, 28 December 2015

Some Women Like Sex

Some women love having sex. Some women like sex more than the average man likes sex. Some women like to have sex every day, often more than once. And some women think that getting paid to get laid is absdolutely fantastic.

It seems that this may come as news to some people - both men and also women in the "feminist" movement, who view all working girls as victims. Hell, some laws (Alaska for example) regard all prostitutes as trafficked, leading to the bizarre situation that a woman was found guilty of human trafficking herself!

I´m not suggesting that this is true of all working girls. For many of my escorts in Ibiza and also girls I know who are escorts in Marbella and London escorts, the work is just that; work. But for some it´s a great chance to turn their hobby into a profession.

And They Get Paid For It...
I was talking to a couple of my friends recently, Jessica and Immy. And they had me laughing so  much it became quite unladylike. A snotty nose is never a good look!

Immy was saying that despite being a very busy mature London escort she actually has less sex now than she did as an amateur. It was perfectly normal for her to have two or three every day and to use them up completely. A good Saturday night was known to involve pulling one guy, taking him home, shagging him to a standstill and then swapping him for a new one. And possibly for a third if she got an early start! She doesn't have self esteem issues, she wasn't abused as a kid. She just loves sex and having orgasms.

A Quiet Saturday Night For Some Girls
Jessica spent an hour describing her history of sexual adventures that were varied and extreme enough to have me reaching for the urban dictionary. Imagine exactly what shocks the person running the best escort agency in Ibiza! And Jessica wasn't forced into it, she just loves testing her sexual boundaries and indulging her wildest sexual fantasies and those of her (many) partners. Jessica loves the wildest sexual activities. And she also loves to wind me up by complaining that I don´t find her enough truly filthy and depraved clients. You just cant please some people!

Both these women love men. They love sex. they love having sex with men. And sometimes women. And combinations and multiples of the two. And their ideal situation is making a lot of money for doing what they would be doing anyway.

And I´m happy to help.

Ally x

Saturday, 14 November 2015

How to be a lady

Country Life recently ran an article about how to be a gentleman. They have just followed up with their view of the 39 Steps To Being a Lady. I'm not sure I agree with all of them, but it is a really amusing and thought-provoking list.

I cant easily do better than their summary "generosity and graciousness are more important than fine feathers and a lady can come from any walk of life—but there’s one key difference: a capable lady knows when to let her gentleman take charge (or let him think so)"

A lady always has a hanky
According to Country Life, A Lady . . .

1 Finds laughter is the best medicine
2 Can say ‘thank you’ no matter where she is in the world
3 Cooks perfect, crispy roast potatoes
4 Offers to split the bill
5 Knows that everyone, including herself, improves with age
6 Offers the builder a cup of tea
7 Excels at making love, lasagne and long gin and tonics
8 Can silence a man with a stare and make a dog lie down with a hand signal—and vice versa
9 Can imitate Piglet and Pooh voices for a bedtime story
10 Prefers Mr Knightley to Mr Wickham, but is secretly in love with Rupert Campbell-Black
11 Never downs a drink in one, unless it’s a shot of tequila
12 Is aware that the school run and dog walking do not require full make-up
13 Never wears shoes she can’t walk in
14 Knows when a man is spoken for
15 Can paunch a rabbit, pluck a pheasant and gut a fish, but allows men the privilege
16 Remembers her godchildren’s birthdays
17 Knows songs for a long car journey
18 Is neither early for a dinner party nor late for church
19 Doesn’t over-pluck her eyebrows
20 Knows how to deflect a lecher with grace, and a proposal with kindness
21 Comforts nervous flyers
22 Would never have Botox
23 Knows when to let a man think it’s his idea
24 Would never own a handbag dog
25 Can tie—and untie—a bow tie
26 Might not understand the rules of rugby and cricket, but enjoys the game anyway
27 Knows when to take control in the bedroom and the boardroom
28 Knows the difference between Bentley & Skinner and Baddiel and Skinner
29 Instills manners in her children, but lets their characters flourish
30 Knows when to deadhead a rose
31 Is never afraid to overdress
32 Can handle a sports car, a sit-on mower and a ski lift
33 Knows when to stop dyeing her hair
34 Teaches her son to iron his shirts and her daughter to change a fuse
35 Owns a little black dress
36 Always has a hanky
37 Knows that ‘brevity is the soul of lingerie’
38 Has kissed several frogs and made them feel like princes
39 However lucky in life, she doesn’t boast on Facebook

My lovely escorts in Ibiza certainly qualify and a surprising number of the young escorts in Marbella too. No matter what their background or nationality, what makes a woman a lady is behaviour. Young woman in Marbella, mature woman in Ibiza; from England, Europe or elsewhere, a lady is a lady if she acts as one consistently.

Ally x

Sunday, 8 November 2015

7 Scientific Reason You Should Have Sex Every Day

Great article from Cosmopolitan. I cant remember the last time I said that. So, for both men and women, here is the list from Cosmopolitan. I´ll explain in a minute why I think they are missing the point a little.

1. It could lower his risk of prostate cancer. According to a study from Harvard Medical School, men who ejaculated more often reduced their risk of developing prostate cancer by 22 percent.All sorts of nasties build up in the prostate and urethra and ejaculation gets rid of them. Quite quickly.

2. Your chance of getting a cold goes way, way down. Researchers at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania found that people who had sex at least twice a week released more antigens like immunoglobulin A, which helps fight off colds and the flu. 

3. It keeps you looking super young and confident. In a study by Scottish researcher and clinical neuropsychologist David Weeks, judges guessed the ages of 3,500 European and American women and men, and found that the people whose age was underestimated by seven to 12 years were also reporting having sex three times a week, in comparison to the control group which was doing it twice a week. 

Better than Ibuprofen
4. It'll help get rid of your heinous menstrual cramps. A study done in 2000 found that 9 percent of 1,900 women were masturbating solely to get rid of their menstrual cramps. There's no way that many masturbating women are wrong. 

5. It could make you crazy-fertile, if you're trying to conceive. A new study in Fertility and Sterility found that having sex every day could help prepare your immune system for pregnancy, which is critical in terms of increasing your chances of having a baby. 

6. It lowers your blood pressure and your ability to stress out over basically nothing. A 2005 study found that people who had penile-vaginal intercourse (their words, not mine) had lower blood pressure and better stress responses than people who didn't (or those who masturbated or had non-penetrative sex), which in theory would mean they were also way more chill. Never a bad thing. 

7. Sex can actually make you a super genius. Separate studies by researchers at the University of Maryland and Konkuk University in Seoul, South Korea, found that mice and rats who had sex more often were also less stressed, and since stress makes your brain less able to function, that made them more intelligent thinkers. 

A serious brain workout
OK, point 7 is waaay beyond stretching the point just to come up with the magic number 7 that Buzzfeed  has made so important for every blogger and journalist who wants to get read. Basically, click-bait. But what the hell?

So I took an extremely unscientific poll of my lovely escorts in Ibiza and even of the sexy Marbella escorts from 2nd Circle. Intellectual giants all! And based on their feedback, here are some addiitonal reasons to have sex every day:

It´s fun

It´s extremely fun

If you´re doing it in any interesting way it´s  a great aerobic or stretching workout. Or both.

It´s fun

Even if you don´t look younger afer sex, you´ll feel younger after a few orgasms. This has been scientifically tested. Honestly. Try it if you´re looking for some empirical evidence.

Orgasms are great for exercising your facial muscles.

Even bad sex is better than a good Spanish coffee. (Spanish coffee is really, really really bad. No way around it.)

So, take it from my gorgeous escorts in Ibiza and my friends who escort in Marbella. Shagging is good for your health. Have more of it. Prefrebaly with them.

Ally x 


Sunday, 15 March 2015

Funny Old World

Anyone who loves their job goes out of their way to explain how each day is “totally unpredictable” and how you never know what’s coming next. (Normally accompanied b y some reference to how “crazy” everyone is.) Riiiiight...

We all know that the reality is different.  And that most jobs are actually pretty dull, repetitive and boring. As are the people. We just have coping mechanisms for them.

Life working with an Ibiza escort agency certainly has its predictable elements - it’s seasonal, the calls come at certain times of day, that sort of thing. Even the things that used to shock are now routine. Watersports? Dwarves? Five girls for one guy? A girl who hasn’t washed for a while? Whatever, really.

But within that, pretty much every day there’s something that makes even my eyes open up like saucers or forces me to hold in the chortling and keep my game face on. And I promise you, I have seen everything!

This week’s been no exception.

Like the client who specifically asked a friend of mine for a watersports session and was very adamant about it.
More Espresso! Now!

So she tanks up with five cups of espresso and three litres of water in the hour before their meeting. Only to be told that he didn't fancy it any more, and she didn't mind did she? And then he took umbrage when she had to go to the loo to lose Niagara Falls for ten minutes before they could carry on with the date!

It’s happened before but to keep a straight face during the retelling took some work.

Or the client who was unhappy that the tallest escort girl on our books was only 180 cms tall and so requested that she wore at least 5” heels. He then proudly sent me a photo of them out on a date with the top of his head just reaching the underneath of her boobs.

Apparently he was lovely by the way.

I will keep you up to date with the day-to-day stories now, I promise.

Ally x

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Could You Be An Escort In Ibiza?

Lots of girls who come to Ibiza escort men and think that just being pretty is enough. It isn’t! To be a successful as an escort in Ibiza, there are things she will definitely need and others that make her stand out.

An amazing body and sexy figure are essential for an Ibiza escort. An Ibiza escort will spend a lot of time showing off her body in swimwear, shorts and clubwear. So an escort working in Ibiza needs to be taut, toned and tight. Looking hot is a full time job for an escort!

A great Ibiza escort needs to be beautiful. She may be a classic beauty, or glamorous and slutty. She may have an interesting and intelligent look. But to be really outstanding an escort must have a face that men want to look at for hours. Especially in Ibiza.

Any girl who successfully escorts Ibiza clients knows that she is there to make the client look and feel good about themselves. So a successful Ibiza escort also needs the kind of face that every other man wants to look at.

Working at the top level as an escort requires style. An Ibiza escort will find herself in different situations with many requirements. Many types of clients book an Ibiza escort. Some are successful and rich. Some have saved up for a special experience. with an Ibiza escort. Some are novices to booking an Ibiza escort. Others are hobbyists who will book an Ibiza escort every day.

And the situations an Ibiza escort finds herself in vary too. She may be at a pool party or a club, such as Space. She may be on a yacht or at a business conference. An Ibiza escort might be spending all day in bed or getting sweaty playing sports.

Whatever the situation, an Ibiza escort needs to look appropriate and stylish. Most men want their Ibiza escort to be hot and desirable. Not many want their escort to look like a hooker. Though a flexible escort can do that if she’s asked! Every good Ibiza escort has clothes and lingerie for every occasion.

The Ibiza escort of your dreams also needs to be interesting. OK, if all the client wants is full-on debauchery, or porn star experience (PSE), having an escort who is interested and interesting might be a bonus. But most clients wants an Ibiza escort who is interested in them. Men want to spend time with an Ibiza escort who is engaged and engaging.

It's not an easy job. The entry requirements to work at the top level are high and it's not for everyone but girls who have the right mix of attributes who become an Ibiza escort can make a lot of money and have a very enjoyable lifestyle.

Ally x

Saturday, 28 February 2015

What is an Escort Service anyway?

The purpose of an escort service is straightforward. To provide charming and delicious companions for their clients. The more an escort service understands the requirements and taste of the clients, the more effective it will be at providing a really good match between the client and the escort. Which keeps everyone happy!

In reality the terms escort service and escort agency are pretty much synonymous.  But whatever term you use, neither of them is there directly and exclusively to provide women solely for sex. So it is a major (if common) mistake to think that an escort service is in the same market as brothels.
An escort service supplies companionship and charges for the time that people spend together. The escorts are always self employed and free to set their own rates and decide what work they will and won’t do. Does sex occur between escorts and their clients? Of course! But that is between consenting adults and not directly the paid-for service provided by the escort service.

As an Ibiza escort service, lots of the bookings that we deal with are literally to supply beautiful, interesting and intelligent escorts girls who can brighten up an otherwise dull party! Does sex occur between escort service escorts and their clients? Of course. It is a mistake, though to think that every booking by an Ibiza escort service is 100% about sex.
Much of the business for an escort service in Ibiza is about providing “social grease”! Beautiful women at a party change the atmosphere and make the host look good to his peers. Having one of the most amazing and sexy women in Ibiza on a man’s arm marks a man out to his friends, colleagues and clients.  

So the job of an escort service is to understand what the client really wants. And from that to make sure that wherever they escort Ibiza clients, an escort supplied by the escort service makes the client feel and look good!
That often means that the escort service has to be part mind-reader, part social diva. It’s obvious that the requirements for a business dinner at a fine restaurant will be different to a three-day bacchanalian debauch at a villa party!  
But a great Ibiza escort service can also interpret what the client hasn't said out loud and make sure that whoever they send to escort Ibiza clients will have the right mix of beauty, personality and intelligence to be appropriate for whatever the client has in mind. And yes, the right taste and sense in sex as the client. Let’s face it, if anything does happen, it’s nice if people are compatible!

In working with an Ibiza escort service, it makes sense for you to be sure that the escort service staff are on the same wavelength as the client. If they aren't, and don’t understand them, how can they possibly advise on who will be the best girl to escort Ibiza clients on this occasion?
Some clients are looking for escort girls who are real party animals. Others just want the most beautiful and sexy looking escort girls possible. Yet other clients in Ibiza are looking for a courtesan experience, where the lady they are with is able to talk on any level about any topic under the sun; while making the client feel like the most important man in the world - which they are of course!
The most common requirement for a girl to escort Ibiza clients is for a real girlfriend experience (GFE), where it feels like a date; but with more fun, less tension and with a far more stunningly sexy companion than most men would normally achieve! And most importantly, without the emotional baggage that can accompany a date with a “civilian”.

When you are contacting an escort service with an enquiry, give the escort service as much information as possible about what you want and don’t want. Don’t be shy, it’s very unlikely that you can shock anyone working at a well establish Ibiza escort service. In fact, they might even be impressed if you can!
The more you tell the Ibiza escort service about what your requirements and tastes really are, the easier it will be the escort agency to deliver exactly what you want.

The difference between a good escort service and a bad escort service is actually as simple as whether you have a sense that they are actually interested in what you want. Or are they just trying to keep their escort girls busy, irrespective of whether they are right for you or not? Chemistry is not just as simple as a great looking set of photos. And a good escort service in Ibiza will have lots of amazing looking escort girls available for you.