Sunday, 15 March 2015

Funny Old World

Anyone who loves their job goes out of their way to explain how each day is “totally unpredictable” and how you never know what’s coming next. (Normally accompanied b y some reference to how “crazy” everyone is.) Riiiiight...

We all know that the reality is different.  And that most jobs are actually pretty dull, repetitive and boring. As are the people. We just have coping mechanisms for them.

Life working with an Ibiza escort agency certainly has its predictable elements - it’s seasonal, the calls come at certain times of day, that sort of thing. Even the things that used to shock are now routine. Watersports? Dwarves? Five girls for one guy? A girl who hasn’t washed for a while? Whatever, really.

But within that, pretty much every day there’s something that makes even my eyes open up like saucers or forces me to hold in the chortling and keep my game face on. And I promise you, I have seen everything!

This week’s been no exception.

Like the client who specifically asked a friend of mine for a watersports session and was very adamant about it.
More Espresso! Now!

So she tanks up with five cups of espresso and three litres of water in the hour before their meeting. Only to be told that he didn't fancy it any more, and she didn't mind did she? And then he took umbrage when she had to go to the loo to lose Niagara Falls for ten minutes before they could carry on with the date!

It’s happened before but to keep a straight face during the retelling took some work.

Or the client who was unhappy that the tallest escort girl on our books was only 180 cms tall and so requested that she wore at least 5” heels. He then proudly sent me a photo of them out on a date with the top of his head just reaching the underneath of her boobs.

Apparently he was lovely by the way.

I will keep you up to date with the day-to-day stories now, I promise.

Ally x

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Could You Be An Escort In Ibiza?

Lots of girls who come to Ibiza escort men and think that just being pretty is enough. It isn’t! To be a successful as an escort in Ibiza, there are things she will definitely need and others that make her stand out.

An amazing body and sexy figure are essential for an Ibiza escort. An Ibiza escort will spend a lot of time showing off her body in swimwear, shorts and clubwear. So an escort working in Ibiza needs to be taut, toned and tight. Looking hot is a full time job for an escort!

A great Ibiza escort needs to be beautiful. She may be a classic beauty, or glamorous and slutty. She may have an interesting and intelligent look. But to be really outstanding an escort must have a face that men want to look at for hours. Especially in Ibiza.

Any girl who successfully escorts Ibiza clients knows that she is there to make the client look and feel good about themselves. So a successful Ibiza escort also needs the kind of face that every other man wants to look at.

Working at the top level as an escort requires style. An Ibiza escort will find herself in different situations with many requirements. Many types of clients book an Ibiza escort. Some are successful and rich. Some have saved up for a special experience. with an Ibiza escort. Some are novices to booking an Ibiza escort. Others are hobbyists who will book an Ibiza escort every day.

And the situations an Ibiza escort finds herself in vary too. She may be at a pool party or a club, such as Space. She may be on a yacht or at a business conference. An Ibiza escort might be spending all day in bed or getting sweaty playing sports.

Whatever the situation, an Ibiza escort needs to look appropriate and stylish. Most men want their Ibiza escort to be hot and desirable. Not many want their escort to look like a hooker. Though a flexible escort can do that if she’s asked! Every good Ibiza escort has clothes and lingerie for every occasion.

The Ibiza escort of your dreams also needs to be interesting. OK, if all the client wants is full-on debauchery, or porn star experience (PSE), having an escort who is interested and interesting might be a bonus. But most clients wants an Ibiza escort who is interested in them. Men want to spend time with an Ibiza escort who is engaged and engaging.

It's not an easy job. The entry requirements to work at the top level are high and it's not for everyone but girls who have the right mix of attributes who become an Ibiza escort can make a lot of money and have a very enjoyable lifestyle.

Ally x